Funny Tongue Twister Phrases

    * He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

    * Rubber baby buggy bumpers

    * Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously

    * Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

    * I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

    * A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

    * Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

    * The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

    * Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

    * Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

    * How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

    * Nick knits Nixon's knickers.


Funny Tongue Twister Poems

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.



A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
The skunk thought the stump stunk .
What stunk the skunk or the stump?

If one doctor doctors another doctor
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way
The doctor who doctors doctors?

The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way
The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Bitty Batter bought some butter
"But," said she, "this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter."
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better.